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Jab Laila ko kana hai impress to Majnu ne khai minto fresh...
lekin jab Majnu ko karna hai impress to Laila ko utarni padegi apni dress.
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Sx se pehle kapde utarte waqt biwi gir gayi Husband- Jaan, lagi to nahi?
Sx k baad kapde pehnte waqt fir giri
Husband- "ANDHI HAI KYA BH@SDI K"
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"Don't aim to be a Slave in Heaven, aim to be the King of Hell."
-Alexander
"Don't aim to be a lover of a girl, aim to be the father of her son."
-ME
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Sardar sees front
side of a girls T-Shirt
that reads: HANDLE WITH CARE
Next day sardar wears jeans &
writes: CANDLE WITH HAIR
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aisi kaun si jagah hai?
Jaha admi or aurat dono k baal ghungrale hote hai??
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Dirty Mind?
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Kitna Ganda sochte ho?
wo jagah hai
WEST INDIES
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Basanti asked Gabbar: mere marne k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kya likha hoga..?
Gabbar:Basanti pehli bar akeli so rahi hai..!!
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Raat ki tanhai me haath under wear ki gehrai me kuch mehsus sa hota hai mat sataao usko saalo kyunki........pappu bhi sota hai........
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18 sal ki Ladki K 18 vachan..
1.Mera peecha mat karo
2.Mai sharif ladki hu
3.Bus ek bar bolugi I L U 4.Sirf ek bar milugi
5.Kuch karna nahi
6.Koi dekh lega
7.Bus upar se kar lo
8.Panty mat utaro
9.Bas ek bar hi karwaungi
10.Sharm aa rahi hai,Muh se nikalo
11.Bahut lamba hai
12.itna mota nahi jayega
13.Jor se mat dalna
14.Bahut dard ho raha hai
15.Chuchi ko chuso
16.Kamar ko pakd kar dalo
17.Aur Jor se dhakka maro
18.Bahar mat nikalo..........
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what is recycling? a marwadi giving used condom to his son to use as a BALLOON & after Bursting giving to his daughter to use as a hair band.
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Gareebi kya hai?
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jab koi Ladki 2 Rs. me sx karwane k liye taiyar ho...
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aur tumhare pass sirf 1 Rs. ho.
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Sachin ke sar pe sawar tha 200 run ka bhoot,
South Africa ne diya pant me moot,
Ab sab milke ZOR SE BOLO...
SAEED ANWAR ki M## KI CH##T.!
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